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Today, a new girl did my eyebrows. I told her to keep them thick. She must've thought I meant, "Please, make me look like a cheap, tasteless fourteen year old with eyebrows thinner than this font". I need to hide as a Ninja

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Jun 10, 2010 02:02 PM - Miscellaneous - by Simone

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. I'm fucked up Ninja.

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Jun 10, 2010 02:00 PM - Health - by Ben

Today, I was walking to my car so that I could pick up a few groceries. My car was gone. Little did I know, while I was playing Grand Theft Auto last night, my car was actually getting stolen. I wish this was a joke. Not a Ninja action.

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Jun 10, 2010 01:59 PM - Miscellaneous - by Micheal

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. OMG.

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Jun 10, 2010 01:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by Sammie

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. lol. Ninja huh.

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Jun 10, 2010 01:56 PM - Health - by Jane

Today, I decided to take a nap in my car on my lunch break. I woke up to numerous missed calls n text messages from my husband asking where I was and if I was OK. I then realized I had forgotten to turn my phone off vibrate. It was 6 o'clock. My shift ended at 5. FUCK THE NINJA

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Jun 10, 2010 07:17 AM - Work - by Anonymous

Today, I spent ages baking a cake for a shower I was attending. When I was done I put it on the second shelf of the fridge. My top shelf decided to fall and crush the cake half an hour before the shower. Fuck the Ninja

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Jun 10, 2010 07:09 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and its not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" Fuck it. I'm a Ninja

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Jun 10, 2010 07:00 AM - Work - by Anonymous

Yesterday at office I was sitting next to my (female) friend. She smiled and said "Hey honey" .. Next thing in the evening- both in bed. Later she said I'm really a Ninja in Bed. :D ho! ho! hai! yah! ho! huh! NINJA!!!!!!!!!!

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Jun 10, 2010 06:52 AM - Sex - by Jimmy

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